I, For One, Welcome Our Holofoil Overlords

Seriously. You people love cynical nostalgia when it's backed by the worst screenplay ever written, but you can't manage a chuckle for the return of Holofoil covers?

The nineties are better than the eighties, and that's a scientific fact. You know what would have made this better?

If it looked more like this:

You know what the worst part is, though? The Ultimate Comics Holofoil will sell, no matter how much the internet whines. Why?

Because people bought a hundred thousand copies of fucking Ultimates 3, that's why.

Welcome back, Nineties. Now back to the top of the charts, Gin Blossoms:

* The amount of emo YouTube kids covering "Til I Hear It From You" on their acoustic guitars is obnoxious.

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Where I've Been

I've been working for real money*, rather than the no money I was making here. Content here resumes soon, however, since I can't say Fuck on my other site.

Check out my other job here:

Michael Davidson @ Suite 101.com

Until I wake up from my Honor Nap** and resume posting, you'll have to be happy with this video cut by Internet Genius Chris Hardwicke:



* Current Total: $0.38. IMA BUY A DONUT.
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