Thursday, July 9, 2009

I, For One, Welcome Our Holofoil Overlords

Seriously. You people love cynical nostalgia when it's backed by the worst screenplay ever written, but you can't manage a chuckle for the return of Holofoil covers?

The nineties are better than the eighties, and that's a scientific fact. You know what would have made this better?


If it looked more like this:


You know what the worst part is, though? The Ultimate Comics Holofoil will sell, no matter how much the internet whines. Why?

Because people bought a hundred thousand copies of fucking Ultimates 3, that's why.

Welcome back, Nineties. Now back to the top of the charts, Gin Blossoms:


* The amount of emo YouTube kids covering "Til I Hear It From You" on their acoustic guitars is obnoxious.

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