A New Beginning

The Internet, like Ohio, is for lovers.

Lovers of information, piracy, videos of people falling, horse dongs, bear-suit sex. All are welcome in the loving, electronic bosom of Al Gore's World Wide Web.

Just say thank you. Maybe he'll leave.

Perhaps most prolifically (besides the porn, of course... the mountains and mountains of porn), the Internet has allowed nerds of all shapes and sizes (read: round people) to become more comfortable in their own skins, if only electronically.

Where people use to scorn scholars of pop culture, now are erected giants statues of Ron Perlman.

Imagine this, but bronzed or something.

We can be smart AND talk about Spider-Man, and if we are mocked, there are places to run (from a seated position, of course) where we are told we're still okay.

What we have here, is one of those places. After you read my stuff, feel free to leave your own opinion. Just know I will shout over you (read: type in all caps), BECAUSE I AM RIGHT.

Finally, a list of topics we'll probably talk about:

- Comic Books
- Movies
- TV Shows
- Comic Books, Movies, and TV Shows Bruce Campbell has starred in, knows someone who's starred in, or would have starred in had he auditioned for a role (I'm looking at you, "Slumdog Millionaire").
- Things the Internet currently thinks are funny. (These posts will be deleted within fifteen minutes).
- Links to affordable couches on Craigslist.
- A List of the Greatest Gymnastics Movies. The list is one film long, and that film is Stick It.
- Tokenism in genre fiction. All characters the author believes to be tokenized, shall be referred to as "Winstons", in honor of blog mascot Ernie "Rock" Hudson.

If this blog were a picture, this would be it.

Now that we've slogged through a little exposition... Good evening, dear readers.

Away. We. Go.